Happy Egg

Happy Bunny Rabbit and Little Chicken Day

According to Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, in 1962, the National Tea Co. offered fresh eggs in bottles. The process, which is a secret, stores the shellless eggs without breaking the yolks.

The eggs readily pour out of the bottle one at a time, yolks cushioned by the whites, National Tea claims that refrigerated bottled eggs keep longer than eggs in the shell (six to eight weeks vs. four to six) because the capped bottle offers an airtight seal. - Uncle John's Bathroom Reader pg. 1113

It would seem all you have to do is inject a little food dye and you have a ready made Easter bottle for your Sunday breakfast. This seems a perfect product for Walmart.