Animals eating like humans

In celebration of almost reaching 50k I present to you my video creation of animals eating like humans synced to Freak Magnet by the Violent Femmes.

Enjoy and thank you ..

Pythagasaurus

He knows all eight numbers ..

Comic Convention

Attending the Las Vegas comic book festival was an equal mix of euphoria and shame.

I'm considering giving up communicating with people altogether. I'm just no good at it. I think I'll become one of those monks living in a some desolate monastery. Just me in a small stone room - alone - with my Xbox and PS3 .. and my iPhone of course .. and my PC and .. Kindle .. smoothie machine, toaster oven (for HotPockets) but that's it .. alone .. just me .. and a refrigerator full of diet Dr. Pepper and my Nintendo DS. Alone .. all alone .. with my iPad.

Roid Monster

The doctor gave me steroids to help with my upper respiratory funk .. and I guess it's working. But now I have this strange compulsion to run through the streets, howling at the neon lights and raking the skies with my withered claws. The moon .. she calls to me ... she calls to me ..

Can't Sleep ... so let's Shred

The stupid meds the doctor gave me are keeping me awake. And Battlefield 3 has crashed .. so I thought would just look up "Shred" in YouTube .. this is the magical stuff I have found .. and I call it - Nerds Who Can Shred!


This girl shreds the flute ..



The ultimate NERD SHREDDER

Throat Bite Dog

Went to the doctor and he asked me what was wrong. I opened my mouth and my tonsils jumped out and bit him on the neck. I think he may be infected .. not sure .. and so begins Day One of The Freaks of the Fiendish Face Gunk. Stay Tuned ..

Tetris Genius

How do you get better at Tetris than this? It is so fast an accurate that this must be some Japanese cyborg playing ... At the end the blocks just go invisible and he has to do it all from memory.

Less than a feeling.

I woke up this morning with a unsettling and odd feeling ... I think some people call it happy. Perhaps I should go back to bed and see if will go away.

Shut up - Listen and be Creative

Had a parent/teacher conference for my daughter who is in 5th grade. Sitting there, I was transported back to when I was in elementary school. I never fit in. I couldn't sit, listen or follow instructions. My brain has always been in constant rebellion. Fortunately, it's not a tool user and can't escape the confines of my skull. Why is it that for 12 years you're trained to be quiet and do exactly what you're told and then on the last day at graduation, they tell you to be independent and creative?

Battlefield 3 - Revenge

Battlefield 3 - Revenge:

I've been preparing my hand, forearm and finger muscles for this day of reckoning. I just purchased Battlefield 3 and I am prepared to seek righteous revenge on the American jobless teenager.

Bring it!!!

Had problem drawing muscles but found an excellent reference.

My Improv

This is my experience doing improv - so far.