Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Double Barrel .45 Pistol

The AF2011-A1 Double Barrel Pistol is the first commercially available .45 semi-automatic pistol. It is made by Arsenal Fireams and comes in mirror finish Deep Blue or with a 3400 Vickers surface hardness White Ash Nitrite coating.

White shoot one bullet at a time when you can shoot two?

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Dream Wake

Sometimes I dream I wake up from a dream. I am skinny - bone thin - and bald. My eyelids are heavy and I have trouble breathing. There are people around me - shadowy figures murmuring. And low, soft beeps and the sound of air escaping from an open valve. And then it's gone ..

Kmuzu Mustache

Some of my loyal EiMB have asked what I looked like with a mustache .. so here it is ..

Still have not finished Phantom Crapper Part II .. so enjoy this instead ..

Sunday, March 4, 2012

The Phantom Crapper - Part One - ScribeSlice

 This is part one ..

The Phantom Crapper - Part One - ScribeSlice

This is a true Las Vegas story. In the summer of 1982, I was a lifeguard for the Riviera Hotel & Casino and a public pool called Cragen, which was next to Hyde Park Junior High School, near Valley View and Charleston. The Riviera gig was pretty awesome. I met rock stars like Steve Perry and Andy Gibb and made more money in tips in one summer than my mother made all year as an elementary school teacher. The public pool gig was not as much fun or glamorous.  How do I put this? Large groups of children are loathsome, disgusting creatures that smell like rusted pennies.

At the city pool, Tuesday was Daycare Day. This is where convoys of short buses filled to the roof with screaming children pull up to the gate entrance and like a garbage truck dump them into the murky, chlorinated waters of the shallow end. The pool was writhing with twisting, squirming, thrashing bodies. It looked like throngs of eels mating on the National Geographic Channel. 
You can read the whole story for free - just click here --->  The Phantom Crapper - Part One - ScribeSlice

Part II should be ready in a couple of days ...