Thursday, August 18, 2011

E-Trade Baby Loses Everything

With stock market crashing once again, I thought I would give you all a little advice about investing in stocks. The whole system is controlled by men, who are twenty-something, unmarried, math nerds. As a bonus most are angry and resentful they don't have girlfriends.

The fact is that the market is controlled more by testosterone levels than by any data or trend. Until the market floor decides to diversify with some rational women and old men, I'm sticking to bonds.

Live Science - Testosterone Fuels Stock Market

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