Friday, July 22, 2011

Boing Boing - Reports Elvis Robs

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The fantastic website Boing Boing is reporting that Elvis was spotted in England robbing stores with a fake handgun. I can assure you that Elvis would never us a fake handgun. Elvis carried two very real gold and nickel plated Smith & Wesson 357 magnum revolvers.

Also, Elvis is very safe and satisfied living in my basement. I have changed his diet to mango salsa chicken fingers, which he's very pleased with.

So don't worry.

Read More at BBC - Elvis Suspect

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Please keep everything PG or under or else I'll sick Elvis on you.