Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentine's Day .. My own little comic .. called Death (by chocolate) Star.

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Giorgio Theory

I'm not necessarily saying that aliens were behind this, 

but aliens were behind this.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalo Bio

Cargo Cults and us.

Lately I've been fascinated with Cargo Cults. During WWII, American and British military established airfields on Pacific islands where primitive natives tribes lived. The tribes had no knowledge of manufacturing and saw these wondrous giant birds that landed on their island and delivered gifts of food and technology. When the war ended, the troops left and so did the gifts. Years later, anthropologist discovered that some of these tribes had built elaborate airfields out of bamboo and coconuts to entice the gods back again. You can still see these bamboo control towers and hangers today.

I often wonder if we as Americans live in a sort of Cargo Cult. That what is happening around us is more sophisticated than we can understand. And that we assume certain things are true just by observation and perception. In fact, all of it is an intentional misinterpretation of reality.

 More on Cargo Cults - John Frum

Motivating Cats

Okay, I'm driving my daughter to school and this enormously fat, grey cat bounds across the street, in front of my bumper and then to the sidewalk on the other side. Of course I immediately stop and the cat is fine. But when I start up again the cat starts running beside me. If I slow down the cat slows down; If I speed up the cat speeds up ... So, I stop and the cat stops - just sitting there.

I need to be clear, the cat is on the sidewalk - at least two meters to the side and about four meters in front of my car. I am in no way chasing the cat. But I gotta get my kid to school - so I'm like screw it and speed the car up to about 15 mph and the cat takes off in front. And I figure the cat needs exercise and I need to get to get going; so it's kind of win / win right?

We (the cat and I) get to an intersection and I think the cat is going to take a hard right and go up the other street - nope - the cat crosses the street and continues running. ... block and block after block. For about 3/4 of a mile.

Let me stress that I am NOT chasing the cat .. I was kind of motivating the cat .. sorta .. did I mention the cat was really fat. So slowly the cat is losing ground to the car until finally it just stops - okay collapses on the sidewalk.

I'm not telling you this as some sort of confession. I don't feel guilty (okay I feel a little guilty and a bit shameful) .. I am telling you this because if for some reason in the middle of the night, if I am attacked by some mysterious creature and all the authorities find of me is bloody scraps .. y'all know who the real culprit is ..

Elvis is Back in the Blog

Well, had a bad round with MS over the winter break .. but feeling better .. so look for more post on the great EiMB network soon .. like tomorrow .. really.

Animals eating like humans

In celebration of almost reaching 50k I present to you my video creation of animals eating like humans synced to Freak Magnet by the Violent Femmes.

Enjoy and thank you ..

Pythagasaurus

He knows all eight numbers ..

Comic Convention

Attending the Las Vegas comic book festival was an equal mix of euphoria and shame.

I'm considering giving up communicating with people altogether. I'm just no good at it. I think I'll become one of those monks living in a some desolate monastery. Just me in a small stone room - alone - with my Xbox and PS3 .. and my iPhone of course .. and my PC and .. Kindle .. smoothie machine, toaster oven (for HotPockets) but that's it .. alone .. just me .. and a refrigerator full of diet Dr. Pepper and my Nintendo DS. Alone .. all alone .. with my iPad.

Roid Monster

The doctor gave me steroids to help with my upper respiratory funk .. and I guess it's working. But now I have this strange compulsion to run through the streets, howling at the neon lights and raking the skies with my withered claws. The moon .. she calls to me ... she calls to me ..

Can't Sleep ... so let's Shred

The stupid meds the doctor gave me are keeping me awake. And Battlefield 3 has crashed .. so I thought would just look up "Shred" in YouTube .. this is the magical stuff I have found .. and I call it - Nerds Who Can Shred!


This girl shreds the flute ..



The ultimate NERD SHREDDER

Throat Bite Dog

Went to the doctor and he asked me what was wrong. I opened my mouth and my tonsils jumped out and bit him on the neck. I think he may be infected .. not sure .. and so begins Day One of The Freaks of the Fiendish Face Gunk. Stay Tuned ..