Was inspired by some artist I saw the last days of a Borders books store.
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Saturday, August 27, 2011
Cowboy Kmuzu
Was inspired by some artist I saw the last days of a Borders books store.
Tatooine Wisdom
I wake up early, because it's already 100 degrees outside and the air conditioning is having a hard time keeping up. I turn on the computer, wait for it to boot - let all the useless programs load into my task bar.
I pop open a Diet Coke for breakfast and look at my iPhone. I don't know why. Back to my computer - email has just popped up.
I wonder if the dreamers of the future in the 70's and 80's ever imagine that with the invention of such wonderful technology we would spend most of our morning scrolling through Ebay Daily Deals and TigerDirect contests.
Something starts clanking around in my computer and for a moment I wish the whole thing would just die.
Jeremy Messersmith - Tatooine from Eric Power on Vimeo.
I pop open a Diet Coke for breakfast and look at my iPhone. I don't know why. Back to my computer - email has just popped up.
I wonder if the dreamers of the future in the 70's and 80's ever imagine that with the invention of such wonderful technology we would spend most of our morning scrolling through Ebay Daily Deals and TigerDirect contests.
Something starts clanking around in my computer and for a moment I wish the whole thing would just die.
Jeremy Messersmith - Tatooine from Eric Power on Vimeo.
Friday, August 26, 2011
Foto Friday
It's Foto Friday darn it .. and I'm not really sure what I have waiting in the FF Vault. Let me check ..
Once again I do not own the copyright to any of the previous pictures - all part of "fair use"
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Once again I do not own the copyright to any of the previous pictures - all part of "fair use"
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Fisheye Pictures for Today
Just some random fisheye lens pictures I took over the last month.
I used a Lomography Fisheye 35mm Camera. It's a cheap, fun little camera. I take it everywhere.
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| Sierra Nevada Mountains |
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| Winding road on the Nevada side |
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| Some guy who was fishing here got mad at me. |
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| I love winding roads. Too bad I only have a Civic to enjoy them. |
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| Love the clouds that day. |
Copyright 2011 Cram, Kmuzu - All Rights Reserved.
I used a Lomography Fisheye 35mm Camera. It's a cheap, fun little camera. I take it everywhere.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Steve Jobs Resigns: Apple CEO Stepping Down
2011 has marked the end of so many things. I hope there is a new beginning for Apple and it doesn't slump into nothingnes
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Things I Hate
- I hate that over-dramatized sound of beer being poured into a glass in those commercials during football games.
- I hate the word "Gianormous". It's either Giant or Enormous.
- I hate it when some lady argues over a 35 cent coupon in the speed checkout line.
- I hate gymnasts who park in the handicap space.
- I hate when people use "loan" as a verb - like - "Loan me the money." It's "lend" you fool.
- I hate taking a poop in a toilet with no water - a dry toilet bomb.
- I hate people who "wingman" me for six miles on the freeway.
- I hate that there's no warning label of extreme flatulence on Fiber One cereal boxes.
- I hate that one McFish sandwich in the refiderator will make everything smell like McFish.
- I hate when a person I've seen a few times and clearly recognizes me, pretends they don't.
- I hate people who think that all my problems stem because I don't pray.
- I hate when men use the base of a cold beer bottle to cool their testicles, thus giving the impression the bottle is now their penis.
- I hate that people think Call of Duty is a game.
- I hate people who protest the destruction of our environment with one hand clenched in a fist and the other holding a mocha latte from Starbucks.
- I hate that people think the The Star-Spangled Banner is from the Revolutionary War.
- I hate that my toenails grow in weird directions.
- I hate that I have primitive feet.
- I hate kilts at weddings. I mean you're not all that ..
- I hate when my whole leg goes completely numb because I've been playing Zombie Gunship on the toilet too long. Then when I stand up, I immediately fall into the sink, dropping my iPhone into the toilet.
- I hate when men make a football reference when they're feeling uncomfortable about the masculinity of their environment.
- I hate being told, "Don't talk to me" while doing improv.
- I hate when a crazy person comes up to me on the street, pretends his hand is a gun and shoots me.
- I hate when people don't know the difference between "oral" and "verbal".
- I hate touching someone else's keyboard or mouse.
- I hate using a friend's bathroom and there's a dirty magazine on the floor.
- I hate when my father needs help on the computer.
- I hate Twilight.
- I hate that everyone thinks that Harry Potter is all that and don't realize it's just a derivation of "The Once and Future King", which is a vastly superior book.
- I hate people who jog in Las Vegas when it's a 110 degrees.
- I hate when an eighteen-year-old Mormon Missionary tries to tell me the meaning of life. Really .. and he's from some small town in Idaho.
- I hate poor people who think that one day they'll be rich.
- I hate rich people who never were poor.
- I hate when telemarketing companies use "ACCEPTCALL" as their caller ID.
- I hate people who blast a wet, uncovered sneeze in the air while walking directly in front of you.
- I hate when women put their open hand on their chest when they hear something nauseatingly sentimental.
- I hate people who smell their food.
- I hate people who think paintball is like real war.
- I hate the Pain Scale Faces.
- I hate undiagnosed rashes or lumps
- I hate the prefix - UBER
- I hate the smell of a stainless steel bowl after you scrubbed it clean.
- I hate the smell of small children after they've been running around the playground all day. They smell like rusted pennies.
- I hate that I'm slowly going bald. I wish my skull would make up it's mind.
- I hate when something awful gets stuck under my fingernail.
- I hate when I forget someone's name and I end up calling them dude or guy, cause I am too embarrassed to ask.
- I hate when people try to explain their painting or picture to me. "Step back Chief and let me take a look without your biased bullshit."
- I hate that people think that Ruth Chris Steak House is fine dining.
- I hate that waiters always push alcohol with every meal. Like getting drunk is going to mask the awfulness of this crap shack.
I hate MS
Copyright 2011 Cram / Kmuzu - All rights reserved.
- I hate the word "Gianormous". It's either Giant or Enormous.
- I hate it when some lady argues over a 35 cent coupon in the speed checkout line.
- I hate gymnasts who park in the handicap space.- I hate when people use "loan" as a verb - like - "Loan me the money." It's "lend" you fool.
- I hate taking a poop in a toilet with no water - a dry toilet bomb.
- I hate people who "wingman" me for six miles on the freeway.
- I hate that there's no warning label of extreme flatulence on Fiber One cereal boxes.
- I hate that one McFish sandwich in the refiderator will make everything smell like McFish.- I hate when a person I've seen a few times and clearly recognizes me, pretends they don't.
- I hate people who think that all my problems stem because I don't pray.
- I hate when men use the base of a cold beer bottle to cool their testicles, thus giving the impression the bottle is now their penis.
- I hate that people think Call of Duty is a game.
- I hate people who protest the destruction of our environment with one hand clenched in a fist and the other holding a mocha latte from Starbucks.
- I hate that people think the The Star-Spangled Banner is from the Revolutionary War.
- I hate that my toenails grow in weird directions.
- I hate that I have primitive feet.
- I hate kilts at weddings. I mean you're not all that ..
- I hate when my whole leg goes completely numb because I've been playing Zombie Gunship on the toilet too long. Then when I stand up, I immediately fall into the sink, dropping my iPhone into the toilet.
- I hate when men make a football reference when they're feeling uncomfortable about the masculinity of their environment.
- I hate being told, "Don't talk to me" while doing improv.
- I hate when a crazy person comes up to me on the street, pretends his hand is a gun and shoots me.
- I hate when people don't know the difference between "oral" and "verbal".
- I hate touching someone else's keyboard or mouse.
- I hate using a friend's bathroom and there's a dirty magazine on the floor.
- I hate when my father needs help on the computer.
- I hate Twilight.
- I hate that everyone thinks that Harry Potter is all that and don't realize it's just a derivation of "The Once and Future King", which is a vastly superior book.
- I hate people who jog in Las Vegas when it's a 110 degrees.
- I hate when an eighteen-year-old Mormon Missionary tries to tell me the meaning of life. Really .. and he's from some small town in Idaho.
- I hate poor people who think that one day they'll be rich.
- I hate rich people who never were poor.
- I hate when telemarketing companies use "ACCEPTCALL" as their caller ID.
- I hate people who blast a wet, uncovered sneeze in the air while walking directly in front of you.
- I hate when women put their open hand on their chest when they hear something nauseatingly sentimental.
- I hate people who smell their food.
- I hate people who think paintball is like real war.
- I hate the Pain Scale Faces.
- I hate undiagnosed rashes or lumps
- I hate the prefix - UBER
- I hate the smell of a stainless steel bowl after you scrubbed it clean.
- I hate the smell of small children after they've been running around the playground all day. They smell like rusted pennies.
- I hate that I'm slowly going bald. I wish my skull would make up it's mind.
- I hate when something awful gets stuck under my fingernail.
- I hate when I forget someone's name and I end up calling them dude or guy, cause I am too embarrassed to ask.
- I hate when people try to explain their painting or picture to me. "Step back Chief and let me take a look without your biased bullshit."
- I hate that people think that Ruth Chris Steak House is fine dining.
- I hate that waiters always push alcohol with every meal. Like getting drunk is going to mask the awfulness of this crap shack.
I hate MS
Copyright 2011 Cram / Kmuzu - All rights reserved.
Libya Rebels Attack Gaddafi Compound
Reminds me of StarCraft when you are searching for that last Zerg.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost
Monday, August 22, 2011
Living the Mario Life
Don't you wish sometimes - maybe many times - there was a reset button to life. You know you're headed down a certain path, things aren't going as you planned, so you reach down and reset the your life back to the last save .. oh, say 1990.
Video created by Brawl in the Family
Video created by Brawl in the Family
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Sideways Damnation
Wanted to play World of Warcraft while watching the movie Sideways. But damn it, I forgot how good this movie is and now I stuck watching it on a tiny seven inch screen.
If you grew up in the 80's, it's our Death of a Salesman.It's the White Man's journey ..
"I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!"
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Video Game - The Absurd
I knew this was going to happen sooner or later. Welcome to Theater of the Absurd for video games.
Found this on Kotaku
Found this on Kotaku
Friday, August 19, 2011
Foto Friday
Another Friday Foto and still no logo - what is wrong with me. Hope you enjoy this treasures from the Internet. I am not the creator nor the owner of this material. I am using them here under a very loose interpretation of the "Fair Use".
The only theme I can see from this set has something to do with internalizing character.
The only theme I can see from this set has something to do with internalizing character.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
E-Trade Baby Loses Everything
With stock market crashing once again, I thought I would give you all a little advice about investing in stocks. The whole system is controlled by men, who are twenty-something, unmarried, math nerds. As a bonus most are angry and resentful they don't have girlfriends.
The fact is that the market is controlled more by testosterone levels than by any data or trend. Until the market floor decides to diversify with some rational women and old men, I'm sticking to bonds.
Live Science - Testosterone Fuels Stock Market
The fact is that the market is controlled more by testosterone levels than by any data or trend. Until the market floor decides to diversify with some rational women and old men, I'm sticking to bonds.
Live Science - Testosterone Fuels Stock Market
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