Undelivered Delivery

Undelivered Delivery - So I ordered a bed from Sam's Club. It was supposed to be delivered from 8am to noon. I called them at 2:00 pm. They told me they could not possibly make it to my house until maybe 8pm .. if not then it would have to wait until next week.

Copyright 2012 Cram

Still have not finished Phantom Crapper Part II .. so enjoy this instead ..

Lunch Money

Comic Convention

Attending the Las Vegas comic book festival was an equal mix of euphoria and shame.

I'm considering giving up communicating with people altogether. I'm just no good at it. I think I'll become one of those monks living in a some desolate monastery. Just me in a small stone room - alone - with my Xbox and PS3 .. and my iPhone of course .. and my PC and .. Kindle .. smoothie machine, toaster oven (for HotPockets) but that's it .. alone .. just me .. and a refrigerator full of diet Dr. Pepper and my Nintendo DS. Alone .. all alone .. with my iPad.

Roid Monster

The doctor gave me steroids to help with my upper respiratory funk .. and I guess it's working. But now I have this strange compulsion to run through the streets, howling at the neon lights and raking the skies with my withered claws. The moon .. she calls to me ... she calls to me ..

Throat Bite Dog

Went to the doctor and he asked me what was wrong. I opened my mouth and my tonsils jumped out and bit him on the neck. I think he may be infected .. not sure .. and so begins Day One of The Freaks of the Fiendish Face Gunk. Stay Tuned ..

Less than a feeling.

I woke up this morning with a unsettling and odd feeling ... I think some people call it happy. Perhaps I should go back to bed and see if will go away.

Command Center Bed

Why can't I accomplish all my goals and ambitions from bed?

New Portrait

I've been wanting to update my picture on Facebook for some time now and even though I have a Canon  Rebel T2i , every picture I take comes out looking like this.

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Personal Issues

I'm having some personal issues .. until they're resolved enjoy this disturbing picture.

Friday Foto - Yea

Here it is again .. without a logo .. give it up for Friday Photo.

Sort of have a movie theme going.

Yes you are them.

I don't usually kill bears but when I do ...

Movies before CG and it was awesome

I wonder where that Stay-Puff is today?

Sometimes the French do awesome stuff.

I do not own the copyright to any of these pictures. Displaying them here as "Fair Use"

Friday Picture Day - episode #2

Some here are some pictures I found around the Internet. None of them mine nor do I have copyright to them. I keep meaning to do a Friday Picture Day logo .. oh well maybe next time .. until then enjoy the pictures.

Epic Hole

Dogs can never hide guilt

Squirrel interpretive dance

Don't disrespect your professor

I'm King of the World

They were once dinosaurs - now it's all about getting even

Love this case.

Not much has changed in prescription advertising.

Nothing can go wrong here.

Friday Picture Day

Friday's Interesting Internet

A new section for the EIMB empire - so new I haven't even created a proper logo for it. Don't know if  I will continue this .. but here it is .. interesting stuff I found on the Internet.. enjoy.

I am not the creator or originator of the pictures. Just displaying them for your enjoyment.

New Elvis Picture

I commissioned another Elvis illustration and I have to say this one rocks as much as the last one. Very happy with it indeed. I found the artist, Jake on Fiverr, a website that contracts all kinds of creative work for only five dollars.

If you want to get in contact with Jake you can find him here ------> Jakecamaction

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The Most WTH 'Star Trek' Stills Of All Time (PHOTOS)

Star Trek was about good story telling .. It shows when you believe in the concept and invest in your characters - magic happens.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

More EiMB fans

Aislin was so incredibly awesome to send a EiMB fan picture (actually paid her five dollars) from Brazil. As President George W. Bush said, "Wow! Brazil is big." - this was very big to me Aislin; you're that cat's pajamas.

Enjoy the picture .. it will appear on the left column in the next couple of days.

Awesome PhotoBomb ..

I love photbombing .. especially when it is done well. I think this is the best photobomb I have ever seen. What makes it so great is that it is a perspective photobomb.

Source: The Daily What

Here are some other photobombs I really enjoy.

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**Update**

When you got to Pisa, you have to do the "holding up the tower perspective shot." The whole place appears to be packed with frozen mimes. Anyway here is my Pisa Tower Shot - at the time they were trying to make sure that the Tower leaned but did not fall over. This is truly the world's most famous mistake.