Elvis is Back in the Blog

Well, had a bad round with MS over the winter break .. but feeling better .. so look for more post on the great EiMB network soon .. like tomorrow .. really.

30k

Almost 30k visitors .. .thank you

ViewBug Headline

My Elvis Frog picture just made it as a headline picture for ViewBug.

You can see the picture here ViewBug and if you are kind enough - purchase a cool photo. Send it to me and I will even sign it .. who knows in 100 or more years it could be worth almost what you paid for it.

To purchase Elvis Frog go here ---> Elvis Frog

The 4th

Happy Independence Day

Except if you're part of the British Empire

And you're satisfied with it. 

The great and mighty world of EiMB wishes you a happy Independence Day no matter what flag you live under. May you live your life as free as Elvis wanted. 

No more posts for today, getting ready for fireworks.

It's Over Update

Not EIMB, the school year is over. Las Vegas just went back to a nine month schedule so now is the start of summer vacation. Already the temperature here is going to break 100, that's almost 40 degrees Celsius for those who live in rational countries.

I am trying to keep the garden alive under these conditions. So far, I've lost around five plants and three are not looking so good. However the tomatoes are loving the sun and growing like weeds.

You may have noticed that some ad-banners have been added to EIMB. It's not been much of a success, but that's okay. I'm doing it more for experimentation than anything else. Anyone who claims they can teach you to make millions from the web is just lying.

I had a friend who was desperate for money. His family was in dire financial straights. So, he goes to this seminar, where for just six hundred dollars and fifty dollars a month, they'll teach you how to sell their merchandise on the Internet. He ended up losing all his money, when the company declared bankruptcy eight months later.

Gather round my loyal EIMB citizens. Questions you should ask yourself if someone claims they can make you rich.

1. Why do they need you? If the business is making so much money then why involve you in the process? What do you bring to the table other than your life savings?
2. If the business is making so much money then why do they need to sell the idea, book, DVD, etc ..?
3. If they want money then don't walk away, run away.
4. Cash is King. Don't do any work until the check is in the bank. Actually makes sure the bank clears the check.

I've worked for several millionaires and one billionaire and I can tell you without exception that rich people hate other people making money. Rich people don't want you to be rich. They like you poor and desperate.

Many times the services these type of companies charge outrageous fees for, you can do for free. For instance, Google offers Blogger - blogging service for free. That's right - EIMB empire runs on a budget of around thirty bucks a year, most of that going to maintain the web address.

Here is my (uneducated) financial advice. Put your money in a too-big-to-fail bank, preferably in a CD or savings account. If you're going to invest in the stock market, purchase a no-load mutual fund. And don't get caught up in this Gold Standard scam. It's fine to have a few gold coins on hand, just in case, but no more than a thousand dollars.

I want you to prosper my loyal EIMB citizens - so that you may continue to click on my little advertisements. Maybe one day I will earn the minimum ten dollars necessary to get a check from Google.




Disclosure - I have absolutely no knowledge on how to invest money - NONE. If you want to know what to do with your money ask your bank, find a good, qualified financial investor or accountant. All I'm saying is be conservative with your money.

Hold the Phone

My wife is an elementary school teacher, so in addition to leading the great EIMB empire, I'm also the personal servant to 18 second graders. And this is the last week of school. All of this means, I have no time to work on anything but delivering - fruit platters, apples - for Happy Apple Faces, paper plates for sunflower frames and helium balloons.

I was hoping to review the new release of Elvis songs called, Elvis is Back, instead I present to you a flying lawnmower. Enjoy.

EIMB - State of the Empire

Here are some statistics according to Google about the mighty EIMB.

United States	5,264
Canada	324
United Kingdom	292
Germany	244
Australia	212
Nethernlands	98
Brazil	94
Mexico	74
Italy	37
France	33
India	13
Chile	10
Argentina	7
South Aftrica	6
Ireland	4
Turkey	3

The total of all  visitors (excluding me) is 7,521

I really want to make it 10k. As a matter of fact, I'm throwing some kind of Facebook celebration at 10k .. with Vegas prizes and stuff.

So please visit EIMB often and for love of Elvis please send a comment or two .. I can plainly see you are here .. just hit the comment bar .. I am needy.

Big Changes on the Way

ANNOUNCEMENT 

EIMB 2.0 is about to break ground with a whole new look. This blog will pretty much stay the same but I am connecting a whole Wordpress site to it .. think of it as connecting a house to an existing double-wide.

I will have a dedicated section for photographs and artwork, and an easier way to find content. I am also developing an exclusive EIMB logo and who knows maybe T-shirts.

EIMB is growing and growing - not in that way - you pervs ..

--- There will be no Flash  .. no Flash indeed.